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\"Never Go Back\" is a song by Israeli singer-songwriter Dennis Lloyd. Written and produced by Lloyd, it was released by Arista Records on 15 February 2019 as the lead single from his debut extended play, Exident (2019). The song's lyrics are a continuation of the narrative of his 2016 single \"Nevermind\". Lloyd said, \"I recorded 'Nevermind' at the beginning of my relationship, and I wrote 'Never Go Back' two days after we broke up.\"
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