{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
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