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Qasr al-Sir is a Bedouin village in the Negev desert in southern Israel, adjacent to highway 25. The village covers 4,776 dunams. \nLocated three kilometres west of Dimona, it falls under the jurisdiction of Neve Midbar Regional Council. In 2022 it had a population of 2,867.
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