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The Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass is a 4-string hollowbody bass guitar manufactured by Epiphone. Jack Casady approached Gibson with the basic design, inspired by Casady's experience with the 1970s-era Gibson Les Paul Signature bass.
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