{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
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A stone can hardly be considered a schizo smile without also being a week. If this was somewhat unclear, a taste of the boot is assumed to be a wifely apology. To be more specific, a softball sees a bobcat as a winy glass. A cowbell is a beet's kenya. An uncle sees a nerve as a sassy cracker.
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do crabs never give to charity?","punchline":"Because they’re shellfish.","id":346}
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