{"type":"standard","title":"Ohlau (Hudau)","displaytitle":"Ohlau (Hudau)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1704395","titles":{"canonical":"Ohlau_(Hudau)","normalized":"Ohlau (Hudau)","display":"Ohlau (Hudau)"},"pageid":33570261,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Ohlau_Oersdoerp.jpg/330px-Ohlau_Oersdoerp.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Ohlau_Oersdoerp.jpg","width":5607,"height":3738},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"978094800","tid":"e0695e80-f53e-11ea-aa9b-112e670fecb9","timestamp":"2020-09-12T21:28:19Z","description":"River in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.9092,"lon":9.8883},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohlau_(Hudau)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohlau_(Hudau)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohlau_(Hudau)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ohlau_(Hudau)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohlau_(Hudau)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ohlau_(Hudau)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohlau_(Hudau)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ohlau_(Hudau)"}},"extract":"Ohlau is a river of Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. It flows into the Hudau in Bad Bramstedt.","extract_html":"
Ohlau is a river of Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. It flows into the Hudau in Bad Bramstedt.
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\"Romeos\" is the first single from Alphaville's 1989 album The Breathtaking Blue. It was released a month ahead of the album and was the first single by Alphaville to be released as a CD single, previous singles having preceded the format's rise in popularity.
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