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The Cortez Historic District is a U.S. historic district located in Cortez, Florida. The district is bounded by Cortez Road, 119th Street W, Sarasota Bay and 124th Street Court W.
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Hebomoia is a genus of butterflies in the family Pieridae. There are two widespread, strong-flying southeast Asian species that are among the largest pierids.
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I Miss You is a 2019 Bolivian drama film directed by Rodrigo Bellott. It was selected as the Bolivian entry for the Best International Feature Film at the 92nd Academy Awards, but it was not nominated.
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