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{"type":"standard","title":"Völs am Schlern","displaytitle":"Völs am Schlern","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q381366","titles":{"canonical":"Völs_am_Schlern","normalized":"Völs am Schlern","display":"Völs am Schlern"},"pageid":6538355,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Suedtirol_2010_033.jpg/330px-Suedtirol_2010_033.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Suedtirol_2010_033.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273632040","tid":"a3f106e9-e204-11ef-b6e9-c740ed595b8e","timestamp":"2025-02-03T07:58:23Z","description":"Comune in Trentino-Alto Adige/Südtirol, Italy","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":46.51666667,"lon":11.5},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:V%C3%B6ls_am_Schlern"}},"extract":"Völs am Schlern, often abbreviated to Völs, is a municipality in South Tyrol in northern Italy. It is located at the foot of the Schlern mountain, about 12 kilometres east of Bolzano.","extract_html":"
Völs am Schlern, often abbreviated to Völs, is a municipality in South Tyrol in northern Italy. It is located at the foot of the Schlern mountain, about 12 kilometres east of Bolzano.
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