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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Abrus","displaytitle":"Abrus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q309499","titles":{"canonical":"Abrus","normalized":"Abrus","display":"Abrus"},"pageid":239114,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Abrus_precatorius1SHSU.jpg/330px-Abrus_precatorius1SHSU.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Abrus_precatorius1SHSU.jpg","width":480,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279743021","tid":"c0490fa3-fd8d-11ef-8210-ac129ef979ca","timestamp":"2025-03-10T08:57:53Z","description":"Genus of legumes","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Abrus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Abrus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Abrus"}},"extract":"Abrus is a genus of flowering plants in the pea family, Fabaceae, and the only genus in the tribe Abreae. It contains 13–18 species, but is best known for a single species: jequirity. The highly toxic seeds of that species are used to make jewellery.","extract_html":"
Abrus is a genus of flowering plants in the pea family, Fabaceae, and the only genus in the tribe Abreae. It contains 13–18 species, but is best known for a single species: jequirity. The highly toxic seeds of that species are used to make jewellery.
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