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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the JavaScript developer sad?","punchline":"He didn't know how to null his feelings.","id":420}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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